They Walk Among Us

Caution... They Walk Among Us!
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the
fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He
eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge
for sale $50.'

The next day someone stole it!

***They walk amongst us!***
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*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and
said...'where?'

***They walk among us!!***
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In N.Z. a police officer pulled in a lady for driving too fast. When
they both stopped he got out of his car and while walking towards her
took out his pad flicking through the pages. He stopped by her door
and before he had a chance to speak she said, " I suppose you are
going to sell me some tickets for the police ball ?" his instant reply
was, "The police in New Zealand do not have any balls". He just looked
straight in her eyes, closed his book, walked back to his car and
drove off. The lady had great difficulty in restarting her car, she
was laughing so much.

"Remember they walk among us."
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the
north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and
has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up
with that stuff'

***They Walk Among Us!!***
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a
convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
moving'.

***They Walk Among Us!!!!***
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the trunk.

***They Walk Among Us!!!!!***
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain
rip out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a
person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which
way the head is turned...

***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! ***
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)

***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!***
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While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm
hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

***Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!